20 Ways Thesis is Like a Bad Girlfriend

-She's high maintenance
- I lose sleep over her
- She's analytical
- All input, no output
- She's boring
- She makes me read
- She doesn't like when I go out
- I always have to back her up
- My parents don't know anything about her
- She has a terrible sense of humor
- I don't understand her
- My coach considers her a distraction
- My friends hate her
- She doesn't let me watch TV
- She's difficult to read
- She leaves her sh*t all over my room
- She always wants to spend more time with me
- When I'm with her, I can't wait to be doing something else
- I cheated on her
- I'm getting rid of her in a week