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Remember last year when I wrote about how great the Hub is? No, of course you don't-- because nobody read my damn article. Well this time you're gonna read it and you're gonna like it. Hub food is better than Collins food. Eating on a couch is better than eating at a table. Eating one serving is better for your ass than eating 17 servings. Why would anybody eat at a cafeteria when the Hub exists?! All this is true, you say? Why do I need to write it again you say? Is it because I have a posting quota you say? No!
The Hub just got EVEN BETTER!
Remember how you could use meal replacements at the Hub to get one arbitrarily chosen (and possibly nachos) option a day? Ya, it was a little dumb that subs were free one day and six dollars the next. But no more! Now every day features seven choices:
Any sub and a soda
Any burger, fries, and a soda (bacon is extra)
Chicken tenders and a soda
Cheese quesadilla and a soda
Chicken quesadilla and a soda
Caesar salad and a soda
Panini or wrap or salad of the day
Plus you can swap your soda for a coffee-like drink!
My editor thinks this article would have more pizazz if I ended it on a witty note. I think that if I squeezed one more drop of pizazz into it, the article would burst in your face like an overfull water-balloon. Luckily for you I decided not to risk it. The reader comes first!