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8:27 Procrastination - FMyLife.com

February 17, 2009

by Amy Jacobson
8:27 Procrastination - FMyLife.com

Do you ever have a majorly awkward, low-self esteem moment when all you can think is F MY LIFE!!! ? Apparently you're not alone. Random people from around the world leave hundreds of random confessions about why their lives are, well, f'd. Here are some examples:


  • Today I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser, thinking it was a Valentine's gift , I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog has died since I have been away. FML

  • Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5yrs old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

  • Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML

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