Oh mi gawd, Vampires. So hot right now. Vampires. I know 95% of the 3-5 people who read 8:27 will resent me for posting this, considering how overexposed Twilight is. On the bright side, I don't give a shit...so, that's good, I guess. This spoof, from the show G4 that I'm sure about two of you have heard of, nails exactly why Twilight is so goddamn irritating -- Bella "Emo Face" Swan.

Video Games - E3 2009 - Attack of the Show

Here is the scene G4 is spoofing, for those of you who have actual things to do with your time besides watching pre-teen vampire porn.