So you think you can dance? Think again, fool.

These guys make me want to give up on moving, they do it so damn well. This video, shot somewhere in Tokyo, features a group of Japanese dancers who I am fairly certain are engaged in some kind of witchcraft and/or devil worship. It is just not natural to move that convincingly slow-mo in real time.

Humans defying the laws of gravity? Sounds like a sign of the apocalypse to me, just sayin...