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8:27 Procrastination: How Not to Debate

September 27, 2009

by Julie Hailue
8:27 Procrastination: How Not to Debate

Tomorrow is Debate Night at the Ath. Many delicate topics will be covered and arguments may get heated. But please, for your sake and ours, don't pull a "56-Year Old Virgin:"


This woman: she has words to say and we should listen to them. Because hey, nothing says "you live a sweet Life" like a Lady Fro and cob-webbed vagine. In other words, this middle-aged virgin is living the fucking dream.

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